Independent George – Relationship George – Seinfeld scene!

This is how the scene goes….

Inside Jerry’s apartment — Jerry sits on the couch listening to George.

GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is
allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him,
Ceases to Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but
there is also Independent George. That’s the George you know, the
George you grew up with — Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar
George, Bawdy George.

JERRY: I, I love that George.

GEORGE: Me Too! And he’s Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks
through this door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, divided
against itself, Cannot Stand!

(Elaine enters)

GEORGE: You’re Killing Independent George! You know that, don’t you?

ELAINE: George I don’t even want to get –

GEORGE: You know what word Susan used last night? Hnuh. Vault! hu,
hu, hu.

ELAINE: So?

GEORGE: She got that from you!

ELAINE: Well, I didn’t tell here to say it.

GEORGE: What is she the only girl in the whole world? Why can’t you get
find your own girl?

ELAINE: I Like Her!

GEORGE: You see (to Jerry). You see. You see what I’m talking about.
It’s all just slipping away. And you’re letting it happen. (exits –
slamming the door)

My Comments:

One of my absolute favorite scenes. I soo agree with him. I have my independent world as well and gosh I can’t imagine if it ever collides. George is right…it cannot co-exist! The funniest scene….gotto applaud the script writer…amazing! How did they think of this one!

Here is this Seinfeld clip from youtube…